so I’m home alone and I just had dinner and I think I’m having an allergic reaction to the almost raw steak I ate and my whole face and neck is numb and I’m breathing heavily and oh my god I think I’m dying, and I’m just lying here in my final moments watching jurassic park accepting my fate

words-as-a-medium:

Feminist boys, when the feminist women are talking, the only thing of any value that you have to contribute to the conversation is your silence.

uh, I think you got it wrong

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time