so I’m home alone and I just had dinner and I think I’m having an allergic reaction to the almost raw steak I ate and my whole face and neck is numb and I’m breathing heavily and oh my god I think I’m dying, and I’m just lying here in my final moments watching jurassic park accepting my fate


Feminist boys, when the feminist women are talking, the only thing of any value that you have to contribute to the conversation is your silence.

uh, I think you got it wrong


one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time